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Issue #54
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Section 1: The Weird fact of the Day
Queen Elizabeth II had a stand-in to make sure the sun won’t get in her eyes
Ella Slack has a similar height and stature to the queen, so before big events, she’ll do a rehearsal to avoid any royal pains like the sun getting in Her Majesty’s eyes. Slack had been doing it for three decades but wasn’t allowed to sit in the throne, so she had to squat above it.
Section 2: Comedy Cove
Coca-Cola disaster: A couple years ago my friends and I were going to see a movie in the theatre at the mall. Instead of paying the ridiculous movie theatre prices for pop and candy, we decided to go to target to buy some stuff. This was when Coca Cola started to put people’s names on their bottles. My friend told me she had seen a bottle with my name on it inside this bin of Coke. I was weirdly excited since I hadn’t gotten one with my name on it yet. After I had bought the drink, I opened inside target, and it exploded EVERYWHERE. The pop was at least five or six feet in diameter. I watched as people passed the mess and made looks of disgust. Imagine if I had opened it inside of the theatre…
Section 3:Meme magic unleash-Prepare for the LOL blitz!
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Section 5: Meme Extravaganza: Let’s Dive In:
Meme Mail: Unveiling the Chuckle Chest:
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Section 6: Riddle Unleashed: Mind-Bending Riddles that will Leave You Puzzled and Amazes!:
1. Riddle: A manager was killed there were 3 suspects John, James and Otto and the police found a code the code said "1231" Who killed the manager?
Answer: Otto because 1 in eng is one 2 is two 3 is three and 1 is also again one and one represents O 2 is t 3 is t and 1 is o so Otto
2. Riddle: What has many rings but no fingers?
Answer: A telephone.
3. Riddle: A doctor drops off a young boy at school every morning before work. The doctor is not the child’s father, but the child is the doctor's son. How does this work?
Answer: The Doctor is the boy's mother!
Section 7: Farewell, But Not Goodbye:
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