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Humor Me! Our newsletter is packed with jokes, memes, and more!
Issue #51
Our newsletter is a place where you can kick back, relax and indulge in the best jokes, memes, and humorous content out there. Get ready to have a laugh-a-minute as we fill your inbox with hilarious stories, clever witticisms, and more.
Section 1: The Weird fact of the Day
Blue whale tongues can weigh as much as an elephant
Their hearts, meanwhile, can weigh almost a ton and needs to beat just once every ten seconds.
Section 2: Comedy Cove
Sniffing candles with my best friend: So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. They all smelled strange so we started to think about names we could give them ‘grandma’s toilet cleaning agent’ or sth like this. Whatever I guess we sniffed to much candles because we started laughing very hard and I lay on the floor and my best friend fell into to pasta shelf which made us laugh even more and louder and people were already staring at us. Suddenly my brother’s best friend stood behind us and from this day he’s thinking that I’m taking drugs.
I don’t.
I just sniff candles with my best friend to burst out in laughter.
Section 3:Meme magic unleash-Prepare for the LOL blitz!
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Section 5: Meme Extravaganza: Let’s Dive In:
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Section 6: Riddle Unleashed: Mind-Bending Riddles that will Leave You Puzzled and Amazes!:
1. Riddle: I'm not clothes but I cover your body; The more I'm used, the thinner I grow. What am I?
Answer: Bar of soap.
2. Riddle: Lily is a lilypad in a small pond. Lilly doubles her size each day, On the 20th day she covers the whole pond. On what day was Lily half the size of the pond?
Answer: Day 19, it's not 10 because on day 20 she doubled from day 19, so 19 must be half the size of the pond.
3. Riddle: Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed. What am I?
Answer: A mask.
Section 7: Farewell, But Not Goodbye:
That’s all for this issue of Humor Me! We hope we’ve managed to brighten up your day and that our funny anecdotes gave you a much-needed chuckle. Don’t forget to share our newsletter with your friends and family, because who doesn’t need a good laugh every now and then? Until next time, keep smiling and keep laughing!