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Issue #53
Get ready to LOL like never before! Our hilarious newsletter is here to inject some laughter into your day with funny anecdotes, ridiculous memes, and witty one-liners. Sit back, relax, and let our humor brighten up your inbox.
Section 1: The Weird fact of the Day
3 Musketeers bars got their name because they used to come in three flavors.
The original 3 Musketeers bars of the 1930s came in three packs, with a different nougat flavor in each: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry. World War II rations made that triple threat expensive, so the company cut down to one.
Section 2: Comedy Cove
All glowed up: After the final bell, my friend and I were walking to our buses after school through a crowded hallway. We were talking about childhood and reminiscing about old memories, and we somehow started talking about which people became hot since middle school. My friend mentioned this guy named Keenan, and I said, “Yeah, he is pretty hot now,” and my friend practically screamed, "Dude, he GLOWED UP SO HARD! ""Glowed up” means, I guess, someone became ttractive. Anyway, right as she said, she turned her head, and he was right behind us (this is so cliché, but I swear to God there he was). Anyway, right as she saw him, she screamed, “OH! He's right there! ”. And of course he heard her, but it was so awkward, so he just walked past us, looking down at his phone, and my friend fell to the ground in embarrassment.
Section 3:Meme magic unleash-Prepare for the LOL blitz!
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Section 5: Meme Extravaganza: Let’s Dive In:
Meme Mail: Unveiling the Chuckle Chest:
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Section 6: Riddle Unleashed: Mind-Bending Riddles that will Leave You Puzzled and Amazes!:
1. Riddle: I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
Answer: candle or pencil.
2. Riddle: There is a time when they are green and a time when they're brown, but both of these times cause me to frown. But just in between, for a very short while, they're perfect and yellow and cause me to smile! What am I talking about here?
Answer: Bananas.
3. Riddle: Sometimes I am born in silence. Other times, no. I am unseen, but I make my presence known. In time, I faded without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
Answer: A fart.
Section 7: Farewell, But Not Goodbye:
We hope our newsletter has left you with a huge smile on your face and a noticeably lighter mood. Remember to pass on the chuckles to your friends and family, and be sure to stay tuned for our next edition of gut-busting laughs. Thank you for subscribing, and keep on laughing!