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Funny Business: Our Newsletter is Your Ticket to Endless Laughter!
Issue #50
"Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt! Introducing Funny Business, the newsletter that will have you in stitches with every read."
Section 1: The Weird fact of the Day
Before toilet paper was invented, Americans used to use corn cobs.
Alternatively, they’d use periodicals like the Farmers Almanac, which was designed with a hole so it could hang in outhouses. Necessity is the mother of invention, after all.
Section 2: Comedy Cove
In dreams: I’ve always had super vivid dreams, and it takes me a while after waking up to realize that they’re not real. Sometimes, it’s a disappointment, but generally, I just forget about it and move on. Now, in 6th grade, I had one really close friend who I never actually got into a fight with. One night, I had a really vivid dream where my friend and I had this huge falling out over something that I can’t even remember now.
I was really good at holding grudges because I was not a forgiving child, so for three weeks I completely ignored my best friend in anger, to the point where she started crying in front of the teacher, and he asked what was going on. Of course, as I’m telling the story, I realize the events were super weird and that it was all a dream. I fall silent and just look at my friend, who’s still extremely upset and doesn’t know what to say because I messed up so badly.
Section 3:Meme magic unleash-Prepare for the LOL blitz!
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Section 5: Meme Extravaganza: Let’s Dive In:
Meme Mail: Unveiling the Chuckle Chest:
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Section 6: Riddle Unleashed: Mind-Bending Riddles that will Leave You Puzzled and Amazes!:
1. Riddle: What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
Answer: This person would be your mother.
2. Riddle: Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught three fish. One father said, That is enough for all of us; we will have one each. How can this be possible?
Answer: There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons, for a total of 3!
Section 7: Farewell, But Not Goodbye:
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