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Issue #57
Hey there, you magnificent masters of mirth! Are you tired of being the only one missing out on belly-aching laughter? Fear not, for we hold the cure for your serious case of FOMO! Allow us to introduce you to our hilariously fabulous newsletter!
Section 1: The Weird fact of the Day
Don’t trust a squirrel with your secrets.
Squirrels, those fluffy, nut-loving daredevils, happen to be some of the most forgetful creatures on Earth! Can you believe that countless trees owe their existence to these furry fellows misplacing their acorns and nuts?
Section 2: Comedy Cove
The DMV Saga: So, picture this: I'm at the local DMV, attempting to secure my driver's license, when my dad manages to tick off the lady at the counter. Unbeknownst to me, she's also the one in charge of my road test. We hop into the car, and I'm cruising along, thinking I'm doing just fine. But then she suddenly freaks out! She makes me pull over and proceeds to tell me I'm the worst driver ever. After a heated exchange, she sends me back to the DMV, all while glued to her phone. To top it off, there's a state trooper waiting for me when we arrive, and I have to take a field sobriety test! Who knew trying to get a driver's license could turn into such a wild adventure? At least I aced one test that day!
Section 3:Meme magic unleash-Prepare for the LOL blitz!
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Section 5: Meme Extravaganza: Let’s Dive In:
Meme Mail: Unveiling the Chuckle Chest:
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Section 6: Riddle Unleashed: Mind-Bending Riddles that will Leave You Puzzled and Amazes!:
1. Riddle: How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
Answer: SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
2. Riddle: A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Answer: The parrot was deaf.
3. Riddle: There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
Answer: 10. Listen closely: 30 cows and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.
Section 7: Farewell, But Not Goodbye:
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