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"Breaking News: Study Finds that Laughing at Our Newsletter Improves Your IQ (and Mood)!"
Issue #45
Welcome to the Laugh Attack Newsletter! Breaking news just in - a recent study has discovered that laughing at our hilarious content can actually improve your IQ and mood. So get ready to boost your brain power and put a smile on your face with today's top comedy headlines.
Section 1: The Weird fact of the Day
Adolf Hitler was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize
Don’t worry, the Swedish politician who sent the letter of nomination in 1939 meant it ironically and withdrew his nomination. In an even more ironic twist, Hitler had banned Germans from accepting the awards four years before his own name was thrown in the ring.
Section 2: Comedy Cove
Painting a roller coaster: So in my junior year of high school I got a project to make a roller coaster for my physics class. Everything was going fine until the day my partner and I had to paint the thing. We were in my garage spray painting the tubes and these two guys come marching up to the house across the street and start yelling at the top of their lungs, beating on the door. Now let me say in my defense the neighborhood I lived in was in south Dallas and it’s still not a safe place. Well I called the police, closed the garage and parked myself in front of the dining room window. Long story short the police showed up in full gear broke down the door and brought out the two boys at gunpoint. And that’s the story of how my entire block found out that the abandoned house had new owners.
Section 3:Meme magic unleash-Prepare for the LOL blitz!
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Section 5: Meme Extravaganza: Let’s Dive In:
Meme Mail: Unveiling the Chuckle Chest:
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Section 6: Riddle Unleashed: Mind-Bending Riddles that will Leave You Puzzled and Amazes!:
1. Riddle: I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
2. Riddle: A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
Answer: He was walking...not driving.
Section 7: Farewell, But Not Goodbye:
Until Next Time, Keep the Laughter Waves Flowing:
That's all for today's edition of the Laugh Attack Newsletter. We hope we've left you with a few giggles and a sharper mind. Don't forget to share our newsletter with your friends and family and spread the laughter. See you next time!
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